Fresh Off the Boat

 

Overheard at Tres Palmas

"Ain't nothing like home cooking, man. I'm Jewish, you know. I don't eat pork. But I used to eat it, you know. Man I used to love eating big thick pork chops, and bacon, mmmmmm!!! Man, they're good! That smell! How can you escape that smell. It's the smell that gets you. Yeah, I used to eat pork but then I became more religious."